Dear Kona,
This is my foot. 
It is for walking, running, jumping, skipping, leaping, and occasionally, dancing. It is NOT for peeing on. Please use the closest provided fire hydrant the next time you feel the urge to relieve yourself.
It is for walking, running, jumping, skipping, leaping, and occasionally, dancing. It is NOT for peeing on. Please use the closest provided fire hydrant the next time you feel the urge to relieve yourself. 
Fire hydrants dry much faster than Mom's toes.
Thank you,
Mom
1 comment:
Dunc peed on me once. I think he was showing another dog I was being friendly with who I belonged to and not to get any ideas.
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